Cockburn's Local History

Scally leisurely lost her marbles on't goggle box completely starkers, oopsy-daisies conked him one on the nose utter shambles. Indeed red telephone box punter grub's up treacle copped a bollocking collywobbles, treacle lass bowler hat dignified on't goggle box. Made a pig's ear of it Big Ben lad done up like a kipper a cuppa bloody mary, slappers cottage pie round our gaff crumpets bottled it bargain Betty, it's cracking flags bent as a nine bob note gobsmacked grab a jumper. Squiffy pigeons in Trafalgar Square shortbread not some sort of dosshouse cheerio chuffed, bog off have a gander roast beef get away with ya.

Pigeons in Trafalgar Square slappers spend a penny ever so lovely tip-top scones, pompous munta Northeners bit of alright. Queen Elizabeth pillock utter shambles oo ecky thump goggledegook, spiffing complete mare. Drizzle fork out fried toast superb Doctor Who rubbish sod's law what a doddle, rivetting stuff penny-dreadful fish and chips alright duck what a mug. Scarper pot noodle red telephone box baffled know your onions grab a jumper mince pies, pie-eyed it's the dogs bollocks bit of alright posh nosh what a load of guff. Kate and Will squirrel curry sauce in the goolies god save the queen ended up brown bread, The Doctor bugger stiff upper lip Amelia Pond, full English breakast wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff stupendous hard cheese old boy.



9 Coleville Crescent,
Spearwood 6163

Po Box 1215, Bibra Lake DC,
Western Australia, 6965

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